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12oz Luxury Matte Purple Vessel

12oz Luxury Iridescent Pink Vessel

Warm Hugs Candle for your loved ones. Notes of sweet tobacco, vanilla and amber. 7oz glass jar with gold lid. Hand Poured in KCMO.

Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle

Head Bitch In Charge | Notes: Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Candle

Rooftop Margaritas | Notes: Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Wooden Wick Candle

Focused AF Wooden Wick Candle. 7oz candle made with love in Kansas City. Hand poured by the best maker.

Focused AF | Notes: Lemon, Lime & Ginger

The best candles in Kansas City. Wooden wick candles made with love in KC.

Kansas City AF | Notes: Clove & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle

In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle

Wedding Day - Sheer Vanilla + Orchid

Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber

Fir F*ck's Sake Fir Scented Wooden Wick Candle Hand Poured in Kansas City. Best maker in Kansas City.

Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle

Witchy Sh*t | Notes: Palo Santo, Sage & Cedarwood Wooden Wick Candle

Josh Hawley Sucks wooden wick candle made in Kansas City

Josh Hawley Sucks | Notes: Orange Sorbet & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle

Ted Cruz flees to Mexico while constituents freeze to death in their homes

Cancun Cruz | Notes: Macadamia, Coconut & Chai Wooden Wick Candle

Gold wick trimmer to keep candles from making soot and prolong life of candle

Gold Wick Trimmer

Campfire | Notes: Campfire, Leather & Amber Wooden Wick Candle

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Effing Candle Co. LLC makes nontoxic luxury wooden wick candles with a sense of humor. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gifts in our online-only candleshop. You deserve an effing candle.