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Shop all non toxic wooden wick candles made in Kansas City. Get the best candle gifts delivered right to your door. Slow burning apricot coco creme wax, clean burning fragrances, and FSC-Certified crackling wood wicks.
watermelon lemonade candle | best summer scented candle
Hot Girl Summer | Notes: Watermelon Lemonade
$30.00
12oz Luxe Blue Iridescent Vessel - Fresh Lemon & Lilac Scent (aka A Ray of Effing Sunshine)
$49.00
12oz Luxe Blue Iridescent Vessel - Cashmere & Sheer Vanilla (aka In The Mood)
$49.00
12oz Luxe Blue Iridescent Vessel - Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber
$49.00
12oz Luxe Blue Iridescent Vessel - Fruity Cereal & Milk Scent (aka You Effing Matter)
$49.00
8oz Gold Vessel - Peach, Citrus & Thyme Wooden Wick Candle
$39.99
Luxe HBIC 9.5oz Wooden Wick Candle
$39.99
head bitch in charge gifts for her. hand poured wooden wick candle made in Kansas City
Head Bitch In Charge | Notes: Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Candle
$30.00
Happy Effing Birthday Wooden Wick Candle. Smells like Vanilla Cake and Lemon Frosting. Hand poured luxury candles made in Kansas City.
Happy Effing Birthday Candle | Notes: Vanilla Cake & Lemon Frosting
$30.00
fruity pebbles scented candle
You Effing Matter Wood Wick Candle - Fragrance Notes of Fruity Cereal and Milk - 7oz | 198g
$30.00
Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber
$30.00
Ray of Effing Sunshine Fresh Lemon and Lilac Wooden Wick Candle
A Ray of Effing Sunshine | Notes: Fresh Lemon & Lilac Wooden Wick Candle
$30.00
Rooftop Margaritas | Notes: Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Wooden Wick Candle
$30.00
nontoxic candles with wooden wicks
Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle
$30.00
Josh Hawley Sucks wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Funny political candles.
Josh Hawley Sucks | Notes: Orange Sorbet & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle
$30.00
fir fuck's sake wooden wick funny candle
Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle 🌲
$30.00
Effing Candle Co. Matches
$3.00
The best Kansas City gifts | Wooden Wick Candle that says Kansas City AF
Kansas City AF | Notes: Clove & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
$30.00
Witchy Sh*t | Notes: Palo Santo, Sage & Cedarwood Wooden Wick Candle
$30.00
Gold wick trimmer to keep candles from making soot and prolong life of candle
Gold Wick Trimmer
$15.00
focused af wooden wick candle the best lemon scented candle made in Kansas City
Focused AF | Notes: Lemon, Lime & Ginger
$30.00
best tobacco scented candles non toxic organic candles clean burning
Travel Candle - Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Travel
$15.00
candles that smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle
In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle
$30.00
Be My Bridesmaid? Notes: Sheer Vanilla, Orchid & Sandalwood Wood Wick Candle
$30.00
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Effing Candle Co. makes affordable nontoxic wooden wick candle. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gifts. You deserve an effing candle!

Our studio is located at 3703 Main Street and we're open to the public:

Thursdays 12-6

Fridays 12-5

We are closed on Saturdays for the summer, but will resume Saturday hours in the fall.

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