Holiday Candles and Gifts – Effing Candle Co.

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Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle 🌲

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Travel Candle - Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood

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Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle

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Travel Candle - Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Travel

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Travel Candle - Festive AF | Notes: Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Scented Wooden Wick Candle

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Travel Candle - Drunken Elves | Notes: Roasted Chestnut and Rum Scented Wooden Wick Candle

Effing Candle Co. custom dog toy called Ruff Life. Fragrance Notes: Puppy Breath

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Festive AF | Notes: Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Wooden Wick Candle

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Drunken Elves | Notes: Roasted Chestnuts & Rum Scented Wooden Wick Candle

Effing Candle Co. makes affordable, nontoxic novelty candles that actually smell good. Made with slow-burning, all natural coconut apricot creme wax, fine fragrance oils, and crackling wooden wicks. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gift sets. We offer same day deliver in Kansas City. You deserve an effing candle!

Our studio is located at 3703 Main Street and we're open to the public:

Thursdays 12-6

Fridays 12-5

We are closed on Saturdays for the summer, but will resume Saturday hours in the fall.

You can find our candles at:

Made in KC (Marketplace Locations)

Cheeky Bird (Crown Center)

Fetch (West Bottoms)

The Marinello (Independence)