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Slow Burning Wax

Enjoy 50 hours of burn time with each 7oz jar

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"Your house smells AMAZING!"

Our candles are more fragrant* than other brands to help make your house smell incredible and our slow-burning wax will burn for ~50 hours per 7oz jar. Treat yourself to the best effing candle you've ever burned.

*Our wax can safely handle up to a 12% fragrance load. Soy wax has a maxiumum fragrance load of 10%.

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Anything But Vanilla

Our vanilla scents are anything but borning. Sophisticated shea, comforting cashmere, chic sandalwood. There's something for everyone.

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Hometown Pride

Our Kansas City candle collection has our hometown favs. Choose from Kansas City AF or the Josh Hawley Sucks candle that makes everyone LOL when they see it.

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Corporate Gift Guide

Wow your clients and colleagues with thoughtful and funny candle gifts. Our corporate gift guide outlines our special pricing when you buy 25+ candles. Holiday cutoff is November 1.

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I ordered this candle in a desperate attempt to find some peace during the pandemic. Not only is this scent AMAZING, but the wood wick made it so easy to wind down and relax. The scent is long lasting and not at all overpowering- perfect.

Kerri
Campfire Wooden Wick Candle Review

Once I saw the label, I knew I had to have this candle. Super happy with the scent and how the candle burns. I really like how the scent is noticeable but not too strong!

Morgan
Cancun Cruz Wooden Wick Candle Review

This candle was fantastic! This candle has a very luxe smell, on par with what you’d find at Anthropologie. I’ve been really happy with how long the candle has lasted as well, even with burning it for several hours a week.

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Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber
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Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle
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fir fuck's sake wooden wick funny candle
Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle 🌲
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Josh Hawley Sucks wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Funny political candles.
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Josh Hawley Sucks | Notes: Orange Sorbet & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
candles that smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle
In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle
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Rooftop Margaritas | Notes: Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
The best Kansas City gifts | Wooden Wick Candle that says Kansas City AF
Kansas City AF | Notes: Clove & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Gold wick trimmer to keep candles from making soot and prolong life of candle
Gold Wick Trimmer
$15.00
The best housewarming gift - Happy Housewarming wooden wick candle. Smells like ginger wood, palo santo.
Happy Housewarming | Notes: Ginger Wood, Palo Santo & Camphor Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
focused af wooden wick candle the best lemon scented candle made in Kansas City
Focused AF | Notes: Lemon, Lime & Ginger
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Wedding Day - Sheer Vanilla, Orchid & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
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Sexy Leather wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Fragrance notes of sage, vetiver & musk. Best Maker in KC.
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Sexy Leather | Notes: Sage, Vetiver & Musk Wooden Wick Candle
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Abortion is Healthcare travel candle
Travel Candle - Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber Wooden Wick Candle
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Be My Bridesmaid? Notes: Sheer Vanilla, Orchid & Sandalwood Wood Wick Candle
$34.00
You Effing Matter Wood Wick Candle - Fragrance Notes of Fruity Cereal and Milk - 7oz | 198g
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Wooden Wicks Are Our Specialty

Our single-ply wood wicks are all-natural. All wood used to manufacture our wooden wicks is purchased in the USA and only from mills that maintain an FSC certification and practice environmentally friendly forestry standards. All discarded wick materials are composted. For every $100 we spend on wicks, our supplier plants a tree!

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Effing Candle Co. named Best Maker 2021 by The Pitch
Effing Candle Co. featured in Made In KC Explore
Effing Candle Co. founder Birdie Hansen featured in Flatland KC
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earthy, woodsy, leathery, grounding scents you'll love to burn all year

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Effing Candle Co. LLC makes affordable nontoxic wooden wick candle. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gifts. You deserve an effing candle!

Our studio is located at 3703 Main Street and we're open to the public:

Thursdays 11-6

Fridays 11-5

Saturdays 12-4

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