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Statement Candles

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Wooden Wicks

cozy and calming all year long

fragrances that fill a room

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"Your house smells AMAZING!"

Our candles are more fragrant than other brands to help make your house smell incredible and our slow-burning wax will burn for ~50 hours per 7oz jar. Treat yourself to the best effing candle you've ever burned.

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I ordered this candle in a desperate attempt to find some peace during the pandemic. Not only is this scent AMAZING, but the wood wick made it so easy to wind down and relax. The scent is long lasting and not at all overpowering- perfect.

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Once I saw the label, I knew I had to have this candle. Super happy with the scent and how the candle burns. I really like how the scent is noticeable but not too strong!

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This candle was fantastic! This candle has a very luxe smell, on par with what you’d find at Anthropologie. I’ve been really happy with how long the candle has lasted as well, even with burning it for several hours a week.

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Abortion is healthcare candle made in Kansas City
Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber
$34.00
Warm Hugs Candle for your loved ones. Notes of sweet tobacco, vanilla and amber. 7oz glass jar with gold lid. Hand Poured in KCMO.
Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
fir fuck's sake wooden wick funny candle
Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle 🌲
$34.00
Josh Hawley Sucks wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Funny political candles.
Josh Hawley Sucks | Notes: Orange Sorbet & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
candles that smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle
In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Rooftop Margaritas | Notes: Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
The best Kansas City gifts | Wooden Wick Candle that says Kansas City AF
Kansas City AF | Notes: Clove & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Gold wick trimmer to keep candles from making soot and prolong life of candle
Gold Wick Trimmer
$15.00
The best housewarming gift - Happy Housewarming wooden wick candle. Smells like ginger wood, palo santo.
Happy Housewarming | Notes: Ginger Wood, Palo Santo & Camphor Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
focused af wooden wick candle the best lemon scented candle made in Kansas City
Focused AF | Notes: Lemon, Lime & Ginger
$34.00
Wedding Day - Sheer Vanilla + Orchid
$34.00
Sexy Leather wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Fragrance notes of sage, vetiver & musk. Best Maker in KC.
Sexy Leather | Notes: Sage, Vetiver & Musk Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Abortion is Healthcare travel candle
Travel Candle - Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber Wooden Wick Candle
$15.00

Wooden Wicks Are Our Specialty

Our single-ply wood wicks are all-natural. All wood used to manufacture our wooden wicks is purchased in the USA and only from mills that maintain an FSC certification and practice environmentally friendly forestry standards. All discarded wick materials are composted.

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Effing Candle Co. named Best Maker 2021 by The Pitch
Effing Candle Co. featured in Made In KC Explore
Effing Candle Co. founder Birdie Hansen featured in Flatland KC
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12oz pours for 75+ hours of burn time

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Effing Candle Co. LLC makes nontoxic luxury wooden wick candles with a sense of humor. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gifts in our online-only candleshop. You deserve an effing candle.

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