7oz Candles – Effing Candle Co.

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Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber

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Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle

Josh Hawley Sucks wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Funny political candles.

Josh Hawley Sucks | Notes: Orange Sorbet & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle

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Head Bitch In Charge | Notes: Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Candle

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Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle 🌲

The best Kansas City gifts | Wooden Wick Candle that says Kansas City AF

Kansas City AF | Notes: Clove & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle

Witchy Sh*t | Notes: Palo Santo, Sage & Cedarwood Wooden Wick Candle

Rooftop Margaritas | Notes: Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Wooden Wick Candle

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Focused AF | Notes: Lemon, Lime & Ginger

Campfire scented wooden wick candle. The best candle for men made in Kansas City.

Campfire | Notes: Campfire, Leather & Amber Wooden Wick Scented Candle

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In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle

The best housewarming gift - Happy Housewarming wooden wick candle. Smells like ginger wood, palo santo.

Happy Housewarming | Notes: Ginger Wood, Palo Santo & Camphor Wooden Wick Candle

Ray of Effing Sunshine Fresh Lemon and Lilac Wooden Wick Candle

A Ray of Effing Sunshine | Notes: Fresh Lemon & Lilac Wooden Wick Candle

Happy Effing Birthday Wooden Wick Candle. Smells like Vanilla Cake and Lemon Frosting. Hand poured luxury candles made in Kansas City.

Happy Effing Birthday Candle | Notes: Vanilla Cake & Lemon Frosting

Sexy Leather wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Fragrance notes of sage, vetiver & musk. Best Maker in KC.

Sexy Leather | Notes: Sage, Vetiver & Musk Wooden Wick Candle

Birch, Please Wooden Wick Candle Made in Kansas City

Birch Please | Notes: Geranium, Vetiver & Tonka Bean

Wedding Day - Sheer Vanilla, Orchid & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle

Be My Bridesmaid? Notes: Sheer Vanilla, Orchid & Sandalwood Wood Wick Candle

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Hocus Pocus | Notes: Pumpkin Spice & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle

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Drunken Elves | Notes: Roasted Chestnuts & Rum Scented Wooden Wick Candle

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Festive AF | Notes: Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Wooden Wick Candle

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You Effing Matter Wood Wick Candle - Fragrance Notes of Fruity Cereal and Milk - 7oz | 198g

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Effing Candle Co. makes affordable, nontoxic novelty candles that actually smell good. Made with slow-burning, all natural coconut apricot creme wax, fine fragrance oils, and crackling wooden wicks. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gift sets. We offer same day deliver in Kansas City. You deserve an effing candle!

Our studio is located at 3703 Main Street and we're open to the public:

Thursdays 12-6

Fridays 12-5

We are closed on Saturdays for the summer, but will resume Saturday hours in the fall.

You can find our candles at:

Made in KC (Marketplace Locations)

Cheeky Bird (Crown Center)

Fetch (West Bottoms)

The Marinello (Independence)