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Our 7oz crackling wood wick candles have a burn time of ~50 hours. Get the best hand-poured non toxic candles at Effing Candle Co.
Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber
$34.00
nontoxic candles with wooden wicks
Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Josh Hawley Sucks wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Funny political candles.
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Josh Hawley Sucks | Notes: Orange Sorbet & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
head bitch in charge gifts for her. hand poured wooden wick candle made in Kansas City
Head Bitch In Charge | Notes: Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Candle
$34.00
fir fuck's sake wooden wick funny candle
Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle 🌲
$34.00
The best Kansas City gifts | Wooden Wick Candle that says Kansas City AF
Kansas City AF | Notes: Clove & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Witchy Sh*t | Notes: Palo Santo, Sage & Cedarwood Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Rooftop Margaritas | Notes: Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
focused af wooden wick candle the best lemon scented candle made in Kansas City
Focused AF | Notes: Lemon, Lime & Ginger
$34.00
Campfire scented wooden wick candle. The best candle for men made in Kansas City.
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Campfire | Notes: Campfire, Leather & Amber Wooden Wick Scented Candle
$27.20 Regular price $34.00
candles that smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle
In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
The best housewarming gift - Happy Housewarming wooden wick candle. Smells like ginger wood, palo santo.
Happy Housewarming | Notes: Ginger Wood, Palo Santo & Camphor Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Ray of Effing Sunshine Fresh Lemon and Lilac Wooden Wick Candle
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A Ray of Effing Sunshine | Notes: Fresh Lemon & Lilac Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Happy Effing Birthday Wooden Wick Candle. Smells like Vanilla Cake and Lemon Frosting. Hand poured luxury candles made in Kansas City.
Happy Effing Birthday Candle | Notes: Vanilla Cake & Lemon Frosting
$34.00
Sexy Leather wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Fragrance notes of sage, vetiver & musk. Best Maker in KC.
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Sexy Leather | Notes: Sage, Vetiver & Musk Wooden Wick Candle
$27.20 Regular price $34.00
Birch, Please Wooden Wick Candle Made in Kansas City
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Birch Please | Notes: Geranium, Vetiver & Tonka Bean
$27.20 Regular price $34.00
Wedding Day - Sheer Vanilla, Orchid & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Be My Bridesmaid? Notes: Sheer Vanilla, Orchid & Sandalwood Wood Wick Candle
$34.00
hocus pocus pumpkin spice wooden wick candle
Hocus Pocus | Notes: Pumpkin Spice & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Drunken Elves | Notes: Roasted Chestnuts & Rum Scented Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
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Festive AF | Notes: Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
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Gingerbread | Notes: Nutmeg, Clove & Vanilla Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
You Effing Matter Wood Wick Candle - Fragrance Notes of Fruity Cereal and Milk - 7oz | 198g
$34.00
8oz Gold Vessel - Blueberry Jelly Bean Scented Wooden Wick Candle
$39.99

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Effing Candle Co. LLC makes affordable nontoxic wooden wick candle. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gifts. You deserve an effing candle!

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