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  • Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
    fir fuck's sake wooden wick funny candle
    Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
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  • Warm Hugs | Notes: Almond Milk, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle
    Warm Hugs | Notes: Almond Milk, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle
    Warm Hugs | Notes: Almond Milk, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle
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  • Head Bitch In Charge | Notes: Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Candle
    Head Bitch In Charge | Notes: Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Candle
    Head Bitch In Charge | Notes: Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Candle
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  • Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber
    Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber
    Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber
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  • Witchy Sh*t | Notes: Palo Santo, Sage & Cedarwood Wooden Wick Candle
    A jar candle with a wooden lid labeled 'Witchy Shit', accompanied by a metal wick trimmer and sage leaves on a marble surface.
    Witchy Sh*t | Notes: Palo Santo, Sage & Cedarwood Wooden Wick Candle
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  • Kansas City AF | Notes: Raw Sugar, Clove & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
    A glass jar candle with a white label that reads 'Kansas City AF', alongside a box of matches with pink tips, all resting on a colorful textured surface.
    Kansas City AF | Notes: Raw Sugar, Clove & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
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  • A Ray of Effing Sunshine | Notes: Fresh Lemon & Lilac
    A Ray of Effing Sunshine candle surrounded by lemons and lilac to indicate the fragrance notes of the candle
    A Ray of Effing Sunshine | Notes: Fresh Lemon & Lilac
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  • Rooftop Margaritas | Notes: Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Wooden Wick Candle
    Rooftop Margaritas | Notes: Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Wooden Wick Candle
    Rooftop Margaritas | Notes: Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Wooden Wick Candle
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  • Festive AF | Notes: Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Wooden Wick Candle
    Festive AF | Notes: Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Wooden Wick Candle
    Festive AF | Notes: Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Wooden Wick Candle
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  • Hocus Pocus | Notes: Pumpkin Spice & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle
    hocus pocus pumpkin spice wooden wick candle
    Hocus Pocus | Notes: Pumpkin Spice & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle
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  • Happy Housewarming | Notes: Ginger Wood, Palo Santo & Camphor Wooden Wick Candle
    The best housewarming gift - Happy Housewarming wooden wick candle. Smells like ginger wood, palo santo.
    Happy Housewarming | Notes: Ginger Wood, Palo Santo & Camphor Wooden Wick Candle
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  • In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle
    In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle
    In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle
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  • Birch Please | Notes: Geranium, Vetiver & Tonka Bean
    Birch, Please Wooden Wick Candle Made in Kansas City
    Birch Please | Notes: Geranium, Vetiver & Tonka Bean
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  • Happy Effing Birthday Candle | Notes: Vanilla Cake & Lemon Frosting
    Happy Effing Birthday Wooden Wick Candle. Smells like Vanilla Cake and Lemon Frosting. Hand poured luxury candles made in Kansas City.
    Happy Effing Birthday Candle | Notes: Vanilla Cake & Lemon Frosting
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  • F*ck The Patriarchy | Notes: Strawberry, Muskmelon & Oakmoss
    Fuck the patriarchy wooden wick candle
    F*ck The Patriarchy | Notes: Strawberry, Muskmelon & Oakmoss
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  • Drunken Elves | Notes: Roasted Chestnuts & Rum Scented Wooden Wick Candle
    Drunken Elves | Notes: Roasted Chestnuts & Rum Scented Wooden Wick Candle
    Drunken Elves | Notes: Roasted Chestnuts & Rum Scented Wooden Wick Candle
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  • Right as Rain Petrichor Scented Candle
    Right as Rain Petrichor Scented Candle
    Right as Rain Petrichor Scented Candle
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  • Zen AF | notes: white tea, bergamot & fresh sage 7.2oz candle
    Zen AF | notes: white tea, bergamot & fresh sage 7.2oz candle
    Zen AF | notes: white tea, bergamot & fresh sage 7.2oz candle
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  • Sundress Season | Notes: Sweet Grapefruit, Blood Orange & Oakmoss
    blood orange grapefruit candle
    Sundress Season | Notes: Sweet Grapefruit, Blood Orange & Oakmoss
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  • Sunday Funday | Apple, Honey & Champagne Scented Candle
    Sunday Funday | Apple, Honey & Champagne Scented Candle
    Sunday Funday | Apple, Honey & Champagne Scented Candle
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Effing Candle Co® makes non-toxic wooden wick candles. They're like the candles you find at Anthropologie, but BETTER! Get candles shipped right to your door from our online candle shop.

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