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F*ck The Patriarchy | Notes: Strawberry, Muskmelon & Oakmoss
$26.00
smells like a strawberry bellini at drag brunch
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Trim the wick to 1/8" before each burn. Light on a level, stable surface. Always burn within sight. Do not leave candles unattended. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time or as specified on the warning label.
Our candles are made with all-natural coconut apricot creme wax, fine fragrance and essential oils, and FSC-Certified crackling wooden wicks that sound like a tiny fireplace when lit.
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We know it All Too Well - mansplaining, manspreading, power, privilege. If thinking about the patriarchy lights a fire in your belly, fill a room with your rage and pair it with the newest candle hitting our permanent collection - with notes of Strawberry, Muskmelon, and Oakmoss.
7.2oz | 45+ hour burn time
Smells like fruity, juicy watermelon when lit and will fill a room with fragrance.
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