Beautiful keepsake vessels you'll reuse again and again. Our wooden wick candles will fill a room with fragrance. When your candle is finished burning, upcycle your candle vessel as a planter, makeup brush holder, pen holder, cotton ball holder, and more.
Effing Candle Co. LLC makes nontoxic luxury wooden wick candles with a sense of humor. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gifts in our online-only candleshop. You deserve an effing candle.