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Fir F*ck's Sake Candle
$28.00
Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours
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For best results, let a candle burn for one hour per inch of vessel diameter.
Trim the wick to 1/8" before each burn. Light on a level, stable surface. Always burn within sight. Do not leave candles unattended. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time or as specified on the warning label.
Our candles are made with all-natural coconut apricot creme wax, fine fragrance and essential oils, and FSC-Certified crackling wooden wicks that sound like a tiny fireplace when lit.
Processing time: 1-3 business days. Estimated transit time is 3-6 business days within the Contiguous US, and 8-10 business days to Alaska & Hawaii.
Craving that fresh-cut forest vibe without the pine needles in your socks? Fir F*ck's Sake delivers woodsy bliss with fir, cedarwood, and sandalwood dancing together in perfect harmony.
This wooden wick candle is Christmas in a jar —ideal for fall and holiday vibes when you want your space smelling like a winter wonderland. With 50 hours of burn time, you'll have plenty of time to pretend you're deep in the woods while lounging on your couch.
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