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F*ck The Patriarchy Candle
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Strawberry, Muskmelon & Oakmoss Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours
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For best results, let a candle burn for one hour per inch of vessel diameter.
Trim the wick to 1/8" before each burn. Light on a level, stable surface. Always burn within sight. Do not leave candles unattended. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time or as specified on the warning label.
Our candles are made with all-natural coconut apricot creme wax, fine fragrance and essential oils, and FSC-Certified crackling wooden wicks that sound like a tiny fireplace when lit.
Processing time: 1-3 business days. Estimated transit time is 3-6 business days within the Contiguous US, and 8-10 business days to Alaska & Hawaii.
We know it All Too Well - mansplaining, manspreading, power, privilege. If thinking about the patriarchy lights a fire in your belly, fill a room with your rage and pair it with the newest candle hitting our permanent collection - with notes of Strawberry, Muskmelon, and Oakmoss.
7.2oz | 45+ hour burn time
Smells like fruity, juicy watermelon when lit and will fill a room with fragrance.
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