Bestselling Gifts – Effing Candle Co.

BUY 4+ FULL-PRICED 7OZ CANDLES AND SAVE 14% WITH CODE DEC2023 | FREE SHIPPING WHEN YOU SPEND $75+ (CONTIGUOUS US ONLY)

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Effing Candle Co. Matches

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Warm Hugs | Notes: Almond Milk, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle

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Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle 🌲

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Head Bitch In Charge | Notes: Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Candle

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Gold Wick Trimmer

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Travel Candle - Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Travel

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In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle

Wedding Day - Sheer Vanilla, Orchid & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle

Holiday Bundle - 7oz: Fir, Drunken Elves, Festive AF, Warm Hugs

The Naughty List Stocking Stuffer Set - Fir Fuck's Sake, Head Bitch in Charge, Warm Hugs

Favorite Gifts For Her Bundle - HBIC, Warm Hugs, A Ray of Effing Sunshine, Rooftop Margaritas

Head Bitch in Charge Stocking Stuffer Set - HBIC, A Ray of Effing Sunshine, Rooftop Margs

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Effing Candle Co. makes affordable, nontoxic novelty candles that actually smell good. Made with slow-burning, all natural coconut apricot creme wax, fine fragrance oils, and crackling wooden wicks. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gift sets. We offer same day deliver in Kansas City. You deserve an effing candle!

Our studio is located at 3703 Main Street and we're open to the public:

To help you shop with ease in our shop, we're expanding our open hours.

Mondays 12-6
Thursdays 12-7
Fridays 12-5
Saturday, Dec 2nd & 9th: 11-5
Saturday, December 16: 11-6
Sunday, December 17: 11-5
Dec 18/19/20: 10-6
Dec 21: 10-7
Dec 22 & 23: 10-6
Dec 24-27: CLOSED

You can find our candles at:

Made in KC (Marketplace Locations)

Cheeky Bird (Crown Center)

Fetch (West Bottoms)

The Marinello (Independence)

West Bottoms Plant Company