Add instant ambiance to your home with the strike of a match. Our luxurious hand-poured wooden wick candles made are made with slow-burning, wax, and sophisticated paraben-free, cruelty-free, and phthalate-free fragrances. Get the best candles made with love from Effing Candle Co. Every candle sounds like a tiny fireplace when lit. The burn time on our 7oz jars is approximately 50 hours. Burn time on our 12oz luxury vessels is approximately 80 hours.
Effing Candle Co. makes affordable, nontoxic novelty candles that actually smell good. Made with slow-burning, all natural coconut apricot creme wax, fine fragrance oils, and crackling wooden wicks. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gift sets. We offer same day deliver in Kansas City. You deserve an effing candle!
Our studio is located at 3703 Main Street and we're open to the public:
We are closed on Saturdays for the summer, but will resume Saturday hours in the fall.