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Wooden Wick Candles Hand Poured in Kansas City

Add instant ambiance to your home with the strike of a match. Our luxurious hand-poured wooden wick candles made are made with slow-burning, wax, and sophisticated paraben-free, cruelty-free, and phthalate-free fragrances. Get the best candles made with love from Effing Candle Co. Every candle sounds like a tiny fireplace when lit. The burn time on our 7oz jars is approximately 50 hours. Burn time on our 12oz luxury vessels is approximately 80 hours.
Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber
$34.00
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Head Bitch In Charge | Notes: Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Candle
$34.00
Rooftop Margaritas | Notes: Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
focused af wooden wick candle the best lemon scented candle made in Kansas City
Focused AF | Notes: Lemon, Lime & Ginger
$34.00
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Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
fir fuck's sake wooden wick funny candle
Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle 🌲
$34.00
Witchy Sh*t | Notes: Palo Santo, Sage & Cedarwood Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
The best Kansas City gifts | Wooden Wick Candle that says Kansas City AF
Kansas City AF | Notes: Clove & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
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In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Campfire scented wooden wick candle. The best candle for men made in Kansas City.
Campfire | Notes: Campfire, Leather & Amber Wooden Wick Scented Candle
$34.00
Wedding Day - Sheer Vanilla, Orchid & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
The best housewarming gift - Happy Housewarming wooden wick candle. Smells like ginger wood, palo santo.
Happy Housewarming | Notes: Ginger Wood, Palo Santo & Camphor Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Sexy Leather wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Fragrance notes of sage, vetiver & musk. Best Maker in KC.
Sexy Leather | Notes: Sage, Vetiver & Musk Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Josh Hawley Sucks wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Funny political candles.
Josh Hawley Sucks | Notes: Orange Sorbet & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
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Sexy Stoner 9.5oz Wooden Wick Candle
$39.99
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Abortion is Healthcare travel candle
Travel Candle - Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber Wooden Wick Candle
$15.00
Ray of Effing Sunshine Fresh Lemon and Lilac Wooden Wick Candle
A Ray of Effing Sunshine | Notes: Fresh Lemon & Lilac Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Birch, Please Wooden Wick Candle Made in Kansas City
Birch Please | Notes: Geranium, Vetiver & Tonka Bean
$34.00
Travel Candle - Birch Please | Notes: Geranium, Vetiver & Tonka Bean
$15.00
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Drunken Elves | Notes: Roasted Chestnuts & Rum Scented Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Be My Bridesmaid? Notes: Sheer Vanilla, Orchid & Sandalwood Wood Wick Candle
$34.00

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Effing Candle Co. makes affordable, nontoxic novelty candles that actually smell good. Made with slow-burning, all natural coconut apricot creme wax, fine fragrance oils, and crackling wooden wicks. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gift sets. We offer same day deliver in Kansas City. You deserve an effing candle!

Our studio is located at 3703 Main Street and we're open to the public:

Thursdays 12-6

Fridays 12-5

We are closed on Saturdays for the summer, but will resume Saturday hours in the fall.

You can find our candles at:

Made in KC (Marketplace Locations)

Cheeky Bird (Crown Center)

Fetch (West Bottoms)

The Marinello (Independence)

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