Add instant ambiance to your home with the strike of a match. Our luxurious hand-poured wooden wick candles made are made with slow-burning, wax, and sophisticated paraben-free, cruelty-free, and phthalate-free fragrances. Get the best candles made with love from Effing Candle Co. Every candle sounds like a tiny fireplace when lit. The burn time on our 7oz jars is approximately 50 hours. Burn time on our 12oz luxury vessels is approximately 80 hours.
Effing Candle Co. LLC makes nontoxic luxury wooden wick candles with a sense of humor. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gifts in our online-only candleshop. You deserve an effing candle.