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Kansas City AF | Notes: Clove & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
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Travel Candle - Josh Hawley Sucks | Notes: Orange Sorbet & Sweet Cream
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Effing Candle Co. makes affordable, nontoxic novelty candles that actually smell good. Made with slow-burning, all natural coconut apricot creme wax, fine fragrance oils, and crackling wooden wicks. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gift sets. We offer same day deliver in Kansas City. You deserve an effing candle!

Our studio is located at 3703 Main Street and we're open to the public:

Thursdays 12-6

Fridays 12-5

We are closed on Saturdays for the summer, but will resume Saturday hours in the fall.

You can find our candles at:

Made in KC (Marketplace Locations)

Cheeky Bird (Crown Center)

Fetch (West Bottoms)

The Marinello (Independence)

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