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12oz Luxury Iridescent Pink Vessel
$50.00
12oz Luxury Matte Purple Vessel
$50.00
Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber
$34.00
Campfire | Notes: Campfire, Leather & Amber Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Ted Cruz flees to Mexico while constituents freeze to death in their homes
Cancun Cruz | Notes: Macadamia, Coconut & Chai Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Candy Cane Scented Candle. Best candles in Kansas City
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Candy Cane | Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle
$17.00 Regular price $34.00
Compartes Birthday Cake Chocolate Bar
$11.00
Compartes Campfire S'Mores Chocolate Bar
$11.00
Best wooden wick candles. Festive AF smells like orange rind, cinnamon, and ginger
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Festive AF | Notes: Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Wooden Wick Candle
$17.00 Regular price $34.00
Fir F*ck's Sake Fir Scented Wooden Wick Candle Hand Poured in Kansas City. Best maker in Kansas City.
Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle
$34.00
Focused AF Wooden Wick Candle. 7oz candle made with love in Kansas City. Hand poured by the best maker.
Focused AF | Notes: Lemon, Lime & Ginger
$34.00
Galentine's day waffles and whipped cream parks and rec candle
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Galentine's Day | Notes: Waffles & Whipped Cream
$34.00
Best gingerbread candle. Wooden wick candles made in Kansas City
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Gingerbread | Notes: Nutmeg, Clove & Vanilla Wooden Wick Candle
$17.00 Regular price $34.00
Gold wick trimmer to keep candles from making soot and prolong life of candle
Gold Wick Trimmer
$15.00
Happy Housewarming | Notes: Ginger Wood, Palo Santo & Camphor Candle
$34.00
Head Bitch In Charge | Notes: Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Candle
$34.00
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