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12oz Luxe Blue Iridescent Vessel - Blood Orange, Lime & Agave (aka Rooftop Margaritas)
$49.00
12oz Luxe Blue Iridescent Vessel - Cashmere & Sheer Vanilla (aka In The Mood) | Burn on or after June 2nd
$49.00
12oz Luxe Blue Iridescent Vessel - Fresh Lemon & Lilac Scent (aka A Ray of Effing Sunshine)
$49.00
12oz Luxe Blue Iridescent Vessel - Fruity Cereal & Milk Scent (aka You Effing Matter)
$49.00
12oz Luxe Blue Iridescent Vessel - Palo Santo, Sage & Cedarwood Scent (aka Witchy Sh*t)
$49.00
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12oz Luxe Blue Iridescent Vessel - Watermelon Lemonade Scent (aka Hot Girl Summer)
$49.00
7oz Candle Gift Wrap Add-On | Add One Velvet Bag Per Candle
$3.00
8oz Gold Vessel - Peach, Citrus & Thyme Wooden Wick Candle
$39.99
Ray of Effing Sunshine Fresh Lemon and Lilac Wooden Wick Candle
A Ray of Effing Sunshine | Notes: Fresh Lemon & Lilac Wooden Wick Candle
$30.00
Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber
$30.00
Be My Bridesmaid? Notes: Sheer Vanilla, Orchid & Sandalwood Wood Wick Candle
$30.00
Birch, Please Wooden Wick Candle Made in Kansas City
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Birch Please | Notes: Geranium, Vetiver & Tonka Bean
$30.00
Campfire scented wooden wick candle. The best candle for men made in Kansas City.
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Campfire | Notes: Campfire, Leather & Amber Wooden Wick Scented Candle
$30.00
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Drunken Elves | Notes: Roasted Chestnuts & Rum Scented Wooden Wick Candle
$30.00
Effing Candle Co. Cat Toy
$8.00
Effing Candle Co. custom dog toy called Ruff Life. Fragrance Notes: Puppy Breath
Effing Candle Co. Dog Toy
$10.00
Effing Candle Co. E-Gift Card
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Effing Candle Co. Matches
$3.00
best christmas candles
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Festive AF | Notes: Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Wooden Wick Candle
$30.00
fir fuck's sake wooden wick funny candle
Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle 🌲
$30.00
focused af wooden wick candle the best lemon scented candle made in Kansas City
Focused AF | Notes: Lemon, Lime & Ginger
$30.00
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Galentine's Day Wood Wick Candle | Notes: Waffles & Whipped Cream
$30.00
best gingerbread candle
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Gingerbread | Notes: Nutmeg, Clove & Vanilla Wooden Wick Candle
$30.00
Gold wick trimmer to keep candles from making soot and prolong life of candle
Gold Wick Trimmer
$15.00
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