Products – Effing Candle Co.

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12oz Luxury Iridescent Pink Vessel

12oz Luxury Matte Purple Vessel

Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber

Campfire | Notes: Campfire, Leather & Amber Wooden Wick Candle

Ted Cruz flees to Mexico while constituents freeze to death in their homes

Cancun Cruz | Notes: Macadamia, Coconut & Chai Wooden Wick Candle

Candy Cane Scented Candle. Best candles in Kansas City

Candy Cane | Notes: Peppermint, Vanilla & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle

Compartes Birthday Cake Chocolate Bar

Compartes Campfire S'Mores Chocolate Bar

Best wooden wick candles. Festive AF smells like orange rind, cinnamon, and ginger

Festive AF | Notes: Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Wooden Wick Candle

Fir F*ck's Sake Fir Scented Wooden Wick Candle Hand Poured in Kansas City. Best maker in Kansas City.

Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle

Focused AF Wooden Wick Candle. 7oz candle made with love in Kansas City. Hand poured by the best maker.

Focused AF | Notes: Lemon, Lime & Ginger

Galentine's day waffles and whipped cream parks and rec candle

Galentine's Day | Notes: Waffles & Whipped Cream

Best gingerbread candle. Wooden wick candles made in Kansas City

Gingerbread | Notes: Nutmeg, Clove & Vanilla Wooden Wick Candle

Gold wick trimmer to keep candles from making soot and prolong life of candle

Gold Wick Trimmer

Happy Housewarming | Notes: Ginger Wood, Palo Santo & Camphor Candle

Head Bitch In Charge | Notes: Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Candle

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Effing Candle Co. LLC makes nontoxic luxury wooden wick candles with a sense of humor. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gifts in our online-only candleshop. You deserve an effing candle.