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Festive AF Candle
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Festive AF Candle

Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
Festive AF Candle Festive AF Travel Candle
Candle labeled 'Warm Hugs' by 'effing' with packaging on a dark surface in front of a fireplace.
Candle labeled 'Warm Hugs' by 'effing' with packaging on a dark surface in front of a fireplace.
GET ANY 4 FOR $100 WITH CODE "FOURFOR100"
Warm Hugs Candle

Almond Milk, Vanilla & Amber Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
Warm Hugs Candle Warm Hugs Travel Candle Warm Hugs Tealight
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Drunken Elves Candle
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Drunken Elves Candle

Roasted Chestnut and Rum Scented Wooden Wick Candle

$28.00
Drunken Elves Candle Drunken Elves Travel Candle
Head bitch in charge candle with a wooden wick that's lit
Head bitch in charge candle with a wooden wick that's lit
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Head Bitch In Charge Candle

Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
Head Bitch In Charge Candle Head Bitch In Charge Travel Candle Head Bitch in Charge Tealight
fir fuck's sake wooden wick funny candle
fir fuck's sake wooden wick funny candle
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Fir F*ck's Sake Candle

Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
Fir F*ck's Sake Candle Fir F*ck's Sake Travel Candle Fir F*ck's Sake Tealight
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Festive AF Travel Candle
Festive AF Travel Candle

Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Scented Wooden Wick Candle

$14.00
Festive AF Candle Festive AF Travel Candle
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Rooftop Margaritas Candle
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Rooftop Margaritas Candle

Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
Rooftop Margaritas Candle Rooftop Margaritas Travel Candle Rooftop Margaritas Tealight
Festive AF Bundle with Festive AF, Warm Hugs, Drunken Elves, and Fir Fuck's Sake candles on a beige holiday background with golden ornaments and a small tree with twinkle lights
Festive AF Bundle with Festive AF, Warm Hugs, Drunken Elves, and Fir Fuck's Sake candles on a beige holiday background with golden ornaments and a small tree with twinkle lights
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Festive As Fuck Bundle - 7oz: Fir, Drunken Elves, Festive AF, Warm Hugs Candles & Matches $99.00 $115.00
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Drunken Elves Travel Candle
Drunken Elves Travel Candle

Roasted Chestnut and Rum Scented Wooden Wick Candle

$14.00
Drunken Elves Candle Drunken Elves Travel Candle
A glass jar candle with a white label that reads 'Kansas City AF', alongside a box of matches with pink tips, all resting on a colorful textured surface.
A glass jar candle with a white label that reads 'Kansas City AF', alongside a box of matches with pink tips, all resting on a colorful textured surface.
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Kansas City AF Candle

Raw Sugar, Clove & Sandalwood Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
Kansas City AF Candle Kansas City AF Travel Candle Kansas City AF Tealight
A jar candle with a wooden lid labeled 'Witchy Shit', accompanied by a metal wick trimmer and sage leaves on a marble surface.
A jar candle with a wooden lid labeled 'Witchy Shit', accompanied by a metal wick trimmer and sage leaves on a marble surface.
GET ANY 4 FOR $100 WITH CODE "FOURFOR100"
Witchy Sh*t Candle

NOW A SEASONAL SCENT! ONCE SOLD OUT, SHE'S NOT COMING BACK UNTIL AUGUST 2027

$28.00
Witchy Sh*t Candle Witchy Sh*t Travel Candle
pumpkin spice & sweet cream candle refill kit
pumpkin spice & sweet cream candle refill kit
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Candle Refill Kit - Pumpkin Spice & Sweet Cream Scent | Sweet Gourmand

refills Hocus Pocus

$22.00
best nontoxic christmas tree candle with wooden wick made in kansas city
best nontoxic christmas tree candle with wooden wick made in kansas city
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Fir F*ck's Sake Travel Candle

Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Scented Wooden Wick Candle

$14.00
Fir F*ck's Sake Candle Fir F*ck's Sake Travel Candle Fir F*ck's Sake Tealight
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best stocking stuffer gifts
Happy Effing Holidays Stocking Stuffer Set - Fir, Warm Hugs, Drunken Elves & Matches

smells like buddy the elf went shopping

$45.00
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A Ray of Effing Sunshine Candle
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A Ray of Effing Sunshine Candle

Fresh Lemon & Lilac Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
A Ray of Effing Sunshine Candle A Ray of Effing Sunshine Travel Candle A Ray of Effing Sunshine Tealight
A lit candle in a clear glass jar with a white label reading 'Hocus Pocus' placed on a black mesh fabric surface.
A lit candle in a clear glass jar with a white label reading 'Hocus Pocus' placed on a black mesh fabric surface.
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Hocus Pocus Candle

Pumpkin Spice & Sweet Cream Scented Wooden Wick Candle

$28.00
Hocus Pocus Candle Hocus Pocus Travel Candle
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Festive AF Tealight
Festive AF Tealight

orange rind, ginger & clove

$3.50
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Abortion is Healthcare Candle
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Abortion is Healthcare Candle

Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
Abortion is Healthcare Candle Abortion is Healthcare Travel Candle
sweet grapefruit, blood orange, oakmoss, and sandalwood candle refill
sweet grapefruit, blood orange, oakmoss, and sandalwood candle refill
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Candle Refill - Sweet Grapefruit, Blood Orange & Oakmoss | Fruity Scent

smells like a tropical vacation that someone else paid for

$22.00
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In The Mood Candle
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In The Mood Candle

Sheer Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
In The Mood Candle In The Mood Travel Candle
Happy Effing Birthday Wooden Wick Candle. Smells like Vanilla Cake and Lemon Frosting. Hand poured luxury candles made in Kansas City.
Happy Effing Birthday Wooden Wick Candle. Smells like Vanilla Cake and Lemon Frosting. Hand poured luxury candles made in Kansas City.
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Happy Effing Birthday Candle

Vanilla Cake & Lemon Frosting Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
Happy Effing Birthday Candle Happy Effing Birthday Travel Candle
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Sundress Season Candle
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Sundress Season Candle $28.00
Sundress Season Candle Sundress Season Travel Candle Sundress Season Tealight Disco Ball 8oz Wooden Wick Candle - Grapefruit, Blood Orange, Oakmoss & Sandalwood Scent
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Festive AF Stocking Stuffer Set - Fir, Festive AF, Drunken Elves & Matches
Festive AF Stocking Stuffer Set - Fir, Festive AF, Drunken Elves & Matches

smells like christmas nostalgia

$45.00
The Best Fall Candles of 2024

The Best Fall Candles of 2024

August 08, 2024

When the leaves start to change and the air begins to get crisper it can only mean one thing… Fall is upon us! Thus, it’s the time to commence your annual Gilmore Girls rewatch and...
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Effing Candle Co.

Effing Candle Co® makes non-toxic wooden wick candles. They're like the candles you find at Anthropologie, but BETTER! Get candles shipped right to your door from our online candle shop. Orders $49+ ship free within the contiguous US. Orders under $49 are $9.99 flat rate within the contiguous US.

Effing Candle Co. is an ONLINE-ONLY candle shop. Our headquarters is in Kansas City, Missouri. We do not have a physical store, and our studio is not open to the public for in-person shopping or local pickup. To shop in person, visit our booth at the Made in KC Country Club Plaza store. Check their hours and info, as they change with the seasons.

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