Non-Toxic Wooden Wick Candles

All-natural apricot coconut creme wax, fine fragrance and essential oils, and FSC-Certified crackling wooden wicks. Hand-poured in Kansas City.

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Happy Effing Birthday Wooden Wick Candle. Smells like Vanilla Cake and Lemon Frosting. Hand poured luxury candles made in Kansas City.
Happy Effing Birthday Candle

Vanilla Cake & Lemon Frosting Scented Wooden Wick Candle

$28.00
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Black Wick Trimmer

smells like you know how to take care of your candles

$12.00
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Happy Effing Birthday Travel Candle

Vanilla Cake & Lemon Frosting Scented Wooden Wick Candle

$14.00
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