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Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber

Warm Hugs Candle for your loved ones. Notes of sweet tobacco, vanilla and amber. 7oz glass jar with gold lid. Hand Poured in KCMO.

Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle

Fir F*ck's Sake Fir Scented Wooden Wick Candle Hand Poured in Kansas City. Best maker in Kansas City.

Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle

Josh Hawley Sucks wooden wick candle made in Kansas City

Josh Hawley Sucks | Notes: Orange Sorbet & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle

Stacey MF'ing Abrams | Georgia Peach & Thyme

In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle

Rooftop Margaritas | Notes: Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Wooden Wick Candle

The best candles in Kansas City. Wooden wick candles made with love in KC.

Kansas City AF | Notes: Clove & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle

Gold wick trimmer to keep candles from making soot and prolong life of candle

Gold Wick Trimmer

Happy Housewarming | Notes: Ginger Wood, Palo Santo & Camphor Candle

Focused AF Wooden Wick Candle. 7oz candle made with love in Kansas City. Hand poured by the best maker.

Focused AF | Notes: Lemon, Lime & Ginger

Wedding Day - Sheer Vanilla + Orchid

Sexy Leather wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Fragrance notes of sage, vetiver & musk. Best Maker in KC.

Sexy Leather | Notes: Sage, Vetiver & Musk Wooden Wick Candle

12oz Luxury Matte Purple Vessel

Effing Candle Co. LLC makes nontoxic luxury wooden wick candles with a sense of humor. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gifts in our online-only candleshop. You deserve an effing candle.