Non-Toxic Wooden Wick Candles

All-natural apricot coconut creme wax, fine fragrance and essential oils, and FSC-Certified crackling wooden wicks. Hand-poured in Kansas City.

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Fir F*ck's Sake Candle

Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
Candle labeled 'Warm Hugs' by 'effing' with packaging on a dark surface in front of a fireplace.
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Warm Hugs Candle

Almond Milk, Vanilla & Amber Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
A glass jar candle with a white label that reads 'Kansas City AF', alongside a box of matches with pink tips, all resting on a colorful textured surface.
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Kansas City AF Candle

Raw Sugar, Clove & Sandalwood Scented Wooden Wick Candle. Burn Time: 50 hours

$28.00
black wick trimmer
Black Wick Trimmer

smells like you know how to take care of your candles

$12.00
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