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You Effing Matter Wood Wick Candle - Fragrance Notes of Fruity Cereal and Milk - 7oz | 198g

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$29.00
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Fire up the Saturday morning cartoons, grab the biggest cereal bowl you can find, and get ready to be transported back to a time when you didn't have a care in the world. Adulthood isn't welcome here; this is all about childhood nostalgia with this fruity cereal and milk scent. 

Fruity top notes, bergamot middle notes, and the sugary sweetness of cotton candy, vanilla, caramel, and sandalwood provide subtle base notes for the fragrance. Smells just like your favorite breakfast cereal. 

Fragrance Throw (how much fragrance a candle emits)

Cold Fragrance Throw (when a candle is unlit): High, and smells delicious

Hot Fragrance Throw (when a candle is lit): High, but not overpowering

Send You Effing Matter as a gift to cheer up a friend or light it alone. This wooden wick candle will last for approximately 50 hours when properly cared for. Our slow burning candles are made with vegan coconut apricot creme wax that burns longer than soy  candles and have a better fragrance throw. Our fragrances are phthalate-free, paraben-free, and cruelty free. Shop the best nontoxic candles at Effing Candle Co. 

Our Wax

We use a vegan blend that is made of coconut wax, apricot wax, and a trace amount of food-grade paraffin. The food-grade-paraffin enhances the performance of the wax and gives it an excellent scent throw, which is one of the things customers love about our candles. The highly refined food-grade nature of our paraffin, which does not contain petroleum byproducts, puts it in the natural category.

Our waxes are gluten free, toxin free, paraben free, phthalate free, and come from renewable sources. The entire blend utilizes only FDA-approved waxes. 

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Our Fragrances

We use fragrance oils and essential oils in our candles. Our fragrance oils are phthalate-free, paraben free, and cruelty-free. We chose a mixture of fragrance and essential oils because the fragrance throw is significantly better than just essential oils. Essential oils require an incredibly amount of natural resources to be produced and their hot/cold fragrance throw is much more mild than a fragrance oil.

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Our Wicks

Our Wicks 

Our single-ply wood wicks are all-natural. All wood used to manufacture our wooden wicks is purchased in the USA and only from mills that maintain an FSC certification and practice environmentally friendly forestry standards. For every $100 we spend on wicks, our supplier plants a tree.

Why we love our wooden wicks: 

  • Cozy vibes from the soft crackling sound helps you wind down and relax
  • Soot-free for cleaner burns

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Candle Care

When you first burn your candle, plan to let it melt for 2-3 hours or until the wax has pooled all the way to the sides of the vessel. Always burn your candle on a heat-safe surface. Keep your wooden wick trimmed to .25" for safe burning. Always keep candles away from tiny humans and beloved pets.

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Reviews

Fire up the Saturday morning cartoons, grab the biggest cereal bowl you can find, and get ready to be transported back to a time when you didn't have a care in the world. Adulthood isn't welcome here; this is all about childhood nostalgia with this fruity cereal and milk scent. 

Fruity top notes, bergamot middle notes, and the sugary sweetness of cotton candy, vanilla, caramel, and sandalwood provide subtle base notes for the fragrance. Smells just like your favorite breakfast cereal. 

Fragrance Throw (how much fragrance a candle emits)

Cold Fragrance Throw (when a candle is unlit): High, and smells delicious

Hot Fragrance Throw (when a candle is lit): High, but not overpowering

Send You Effing Matter as a gift to cheer up a friend or light it alone. This wooden wick candle will last for approximately 50 hours when properly cared for. Our slow burning candles are made with vegan coconut apricot creme wax that burns longer than soy  candles and have a better fragrance throw. Our fragrances are phthalate-free, paraben-free, and cruelty free. Shop the best nontoxic candles at Effing Candle Co.