4 Wooden Wick Candles for $99 – Effing Candle Co.

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Abortion is Healthcare | Notes: Eucalyptus, Spearmint & Cucumber

Head Bitch In Charge | Notes: Santal Vanilla, Shea & Sandalwood Candle

Warm Hugs Candle for your loved ones. Notes of sweet tobacco, vanilla and amber. 7oz glass jar with gold lid. Hand Poured in KCMO.

Warm Hugs | Notes: Sweet Tobacco, Vanilla & Amber Wooden Wick Candle

The best candles in Kansas City. Wooden wick candles made with love in KC.

Kansas City AF | Notes: Clove & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle

focused af wooden wick candle the best lemon candle

Focused AF | Notes: Lemon, Lime & Ginger

Rooftop Margaritas | Notes: Blood Orange, Lime & Agave Wooden Wick Candle

Josh Hawley Sucks wooden wick candle made in Kansas City

Josh Hawley Sucks | Notes: Orange Sorbet & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle

fir fuck's sake wooden wick funny candle

Fir F*ck's Sake | Notes: Fir, Cedarwood & Sandalwood Wooden Wick Candle

Witchy Sh*t | Notes: Palo Santo, Sage & Cedarwood Wooden Wick Candle

In The Mood | Notes: Vanilla, Jasmine & Cashmere Wooden Wick Candle

Wedding Day - Sheer Vanilla + Orchid

Happy Housewarming | Notes: Ginger Wood, Palo Santo & Camphor Candle

Sexy Leather wooden wick candle made in Kansas City. Fragrance notes of sage, vetiver & musk. Best Maker in KC.

Sexy Leather | Notes: Sage, Vetiver & Musk Wooden Wick Candle

Campfire | Notes: Campfire, Leather & Amber Wooden Wick Candle

Galentine's day waffles and whipped cream parks and rec candle

Galentine's Day | Notes: Waffles & Whipped Cream

Hocus Pocus pumpkin spice wooden wick candle hand poured in Kansas City

Hocus Pocus | Notes: Pumpkin Spice & Sweet Cream Wooden Wick Candle

Happy Effing Birthday Wooden Wick Candle. Smells like Vanilla Cake and Lemon Frosting. Hand poured luxury candles made in Kansas City.

Happy Effing Birthday Candle | Notes: Vanilla Cake & Lemon Frosting

Best wooden wick candles. Festive AF smells like orange rind, cinnamon, and ginger

Festive AF | Notes: Orange Rind, Clove, and Ginger Wooden Wick Candle

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Effing Candle Co. LLC makes nontoxic luxury wooden wick candles with a sense of humor. Our candles are handmade and shipped in Kansas City. Find funny candles, political candles, and candle gifts in our online-only candleshop. You deserve an effing candle.